Strap in. Or strap on. Each week, I’m going to take you on an erotic journey with one of our nation’s former leaders. Together, we’ll have relations with every single U.S. president, no matter his policies, physical limitations, or marital status. My only goal is to remain somewhat true to the nature of each man, as I imagine what each of them would be like in my oval orifice. None of this is safe for work. Get ready for the fan fiction you didn’t know you were missing.